Holy Shit what am I doing with my life?!?!?

I haven't made anything for a long time.....

Podcast day is here again, so you know the drill. Today our guest is Majin Syeekoh who's written some pretty interesting shit you should check out. You can come ask him questions, shitpost at him, harass all of us, get your rhino needs, and drink along with us using our drinking word of the day. It's a great...horrible time.
Please don't leave me there alone.

Seriously though, it begins at 4PM PST (in about half an hour) here:

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I can't believe I've been on this dam site for two whole years.

What the fk.

So...y-you know that big deal writer named MadMaxtheBlack? You know, the guy who wrote all that popular stuff that everyone likes, who everyone loves, who we had on the podcast that one time.

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Summer semester will get you to your college degree faster only because it is a shortcut through literal hell. Details of my finest moment the night I achieved a new personal low below the cut.

But first, please watch this video:

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Remind me to never make promises I can’t keep.

That being said, I have a Patreon now!

Just kidding. For now. Probably won’t set one up until I get a good flow going. Anyhow, this is just a... misc post, I guess. A good old fashioned “oh I disappeared haha better update my dwindling audience of a few dozen fap heroes.”

...That was a bit mean. Meant it in jest. Love you all.

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Is anyone really going to be surprised that Super Trampoline is responsible for something like this, though?

In any case, I wrote a fair amount of this and giggled like a loon all the while. Try to guess which bits Stramp, Dobe and I wrote! I'm sure my unique style will shine on through

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someone: oh are you a gamer?
me: *pulls up Doge 2048 on Internet Explorer* yes, you scrub

”Silverstream is an abnormally good swimmer for a hippogriff. She soars through the sky, but practically lives for water. Twilight doesn’t think anything of it, assuming she’s just another seapony refugee, but Starswirl suspects otherwise and is determined to get to the bottom of things.

Turns out, there’s far more cat to her than bird.”

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